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Best New Tumblr Find: Tales You Lose
There just isn’t enough variation in the coin game these days – in fact, there was never enough variation in the coin game to begin with. Too many Kings, Queens and Dukes and not enough superheroes and...
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11 Photos Of Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary Looking Completely Bizarre
Following on from Michael O’Leary’s masterclass in social media yesterday, I noticed whilst looking for pictures of him that there were several shots of him looking really weird that you wouldn’t...
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There Is A Group Of Mystery Poopers Targeting Swimming Pools In New Zealand
We featured a guy who was taking dumps on the hoods of cars in Ohio last week, but it tuns out there’s an even bigger poop related problem in New Zealand and it’s attacking multiple locations....
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England Fans In Lille Make Begging 7-Year-Old Neck A Whole Beer In Exchange...
England fans have been accused of making a seven-year-old boy drink “a whole beer in exchange for some coins” in the French town of Lille ahead of the England vs. Wales game today. Featured Image VIA...
View ArticleThis Daft Punk/Beastie Boys Mashup Album Is The Best Thing That Happened In 2016
OK, so we’ve mentioned this enough times already, but I think we’re within our rights to say it one more time – 2016 has been an absolute shitter of a year. Brexit, Donald Trump, race wars, terrorist...
View ArticleFlight Gets Majorly Delayed After OAP Passenger Throws Coins Into Engine ‘For...
Superstitions exist all over the world in different cultures and very often they don’t actually succeed in achieving anything, but need to be upheld due to the laws of tradition. Sometimes though they...
View ArticleAftershave Bathroom Attendants Are Now Accepting Tips Via Card Payment
It’s pretty annoying when you visit a club and there’s a guy in the toilet helping you wash your hands and scrub up good for all those hot mamas out on the dance floor. It’s helpful, but of course...
View ArticleA Crpyto Exchange Lost £145 Million After Its Founder Died With The Only...
At least we know its secure.
View ArticleCommemorative Brexit 50ps Will Be Shredded And Melted Down After Latest Delay
Another waste of time and resources.
View ArticleCCTV Footage Of Boys Attacking Lesbian Couple On Bus Released (VIDEO)
One of the boys makes a 'scissoring' gesture at the couple before attacking them.
View ArticleWindow Cleaner Who Gave Dead Brother’s £367,000 To Homeless Ordered To Pay It...
Unlucky. The post Window Cleaner Who Gave Dead Brother’s £367,000 To Homeless Ordered To Pay It Back appeared first on Sick Chirpse.
View ArticleNFT Of Twitter Founder’s First Tweet Goes On Sale For $48 Million; Gets $280...
That's almost a 100% loss. The post NFT Of Twitter Founder’s First Tweet Goes On Sale For $48 Million; Gets $280 Highest Bid appeared first on Sick Chirpse.
View ArticlePolice Issue Warning As Driver Shoves Coins In Mouth To Avoid Breathalyser
Never believed this anyway. The post Police Issue Warning As Driver Shoves Coins In Mouth To Avoid Breathalyser appeared first on Sick Chirpse.
View ArticleSix Scientists Swallow LEGO Heads To See How Long It Takes To Poo Them Out
A very important scientific study. The post Six Scientists Swallow LEGO Heads To See How Long It Takes To Poo Them Out appeared first on Sick Chirpse.
View ArticleWeightlifter Ate 39 Coins, 37 Magnets Because He Thought ‘Zinc Helps In...
The dumbest weightlifter on the planet has had 39 coins and 37 magnets removed from his intestine after he swallowed the metals under the assumption that ”zinc helps in bodybuilding.” X-rays taken...
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